[JcTc]

I had a great weekend, but after reading about other people smoking crack and stuff, this is probably really long and boring.

Friday I went back home for the first time since school started. My mom cooked a delicious dinner of steak on the grill, fried potatoes (probably my favorite food), and broccoli with cheese. Afterwards, I drove over to my friend's house and we started drinking there. A bunch of my friends who I hadn't seen for a while started showing up which was awesome.

After a while, we went out to his barn and started playing beer pong. I won two games, lost two, and started getting a good buzz. From there we headed downtown to our favorite bar. The owner/bartender there loves us and was happy to see us so he gave us $3.00 pitchers all night. After drinking pitcher after pitcher of Spotted Cow, I was pretty much done for. I started hitting on every girl in the bar, regardless of how hideous they were, and had my life threatened a few times by their boyfriends.

At bar time, I got a ride back to my friend's house where I would be staying the night. When we got there, he asked if I wanted to drive around and smoke some weed, which I agreed to as I had not smoked weed since a Brewers game in June. Getting stoned and talking and driving around the backroads at 3 a.m. was a lot of fun. After an hour of this we headed back to his house and I crashed with the room spinning around me as I fell asleep.

I woke up the next morning at 10 and everything was still spinning. I drove home and my mom had prepared an awesome bacon and cheese omlette, along with toast sprinkled with cinnamon sugar. After this, I fell asleep to college football on the couch and didn't wake up until 5.

I carved a jack-o-lantern for my mom and then we had another awesome dinner of bacon cheeseburgers with avacado, more fried potatoes, and pumpkin pie, along with some brandy old fashioned's. Then my friends picked me up to go Madison for the Halloween festivities. I went as God's Gift to Women (a box around me with wrapping paper, a note that says, "To: Women From: God", and a bow on my head). We drank at my friend's apartment for a while and then walked around State Street, which was fun, but crowded as usual. Despite my sweet costume, I did not get laid.

The next morning, my mom cooked another great meal of scrambled eggs, hashbrowns with cheese, sausage links, and toast. I packed up and headed back to school, where I do not have my mom to spoil me until Thanksgiving.