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Krishan
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Asofel
There once was a man from hushtucket,
Who's luck was so bad he said 'f*ck it'
He gave in to tilt,
Lost the BR he built,
And now he can never say 'muck it'.
So take heed my hush poster and learn,
For the best of us always do earn,
If you know what to do,
Trust your gut and brain too,
May your your outs be clean on the turn.
But for those who continue to whine,
STFU and reread your line,
You can't possibly win,
When your play is a sin,
Now give me your money, its mine.
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Deception5
You've been here for quite some time
That's why I write this rhyme
You should know by now
Don't have a cow
That post wasn't worth a dime
If you're new then please resist
The urge to make posts like this
You'll need to read
Or else you'll bleed
Your chips cuz you're the fish
Either way I must implore
If you're unable to make a score
Please end this thread
Just go and spread
Your legs and bonus whore
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Fyodor
There once was a poster named you
Who exhibited nary a clue
We love to deride
Since you posted slide
And make you look like a fool
If it's sympathy that you came here to find
You're completely out of your mind
Go back to women's t.v.
Instead of pestering me
Stat posts aren't our favourite kind
You've been running bad for 8k
That's not much more than a day
You came here to win
And we let you in
Please just shut up and play
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Catt
This is a dim-witted post;
The kind that we all hate the most;
A jumble of stats,
Or downswinging “Rats!”
Like a virus in search of a host.
If you are a good, winning player,
As opposed to a chip-spewing brayer,
Get back to the felt,
Play the hands that you’re dealt,
And soon you’ll be doing OKer.
Take my advice, please, you unthinking clod,
In the form of this good-natured prod,
This won’t help your game,
But will get you flamed,
Stop posting this crap! Where’s the Mod?
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Surfdoc
If you post this trash on the board
We will cut your nuts off with a sword
There is no way you will ever get rich
Since you are now Krishan's bitch
and he'll post this in your thread when he's bored
Downswings are part of the game
So whining about them is lame
Focus your your will
On improving your skill
Or you'll have only yourself blame
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PTjvs
Guy A was a noob who ran hot
He thought he was good but was not
When it came to pass
the dumb fish lost his ass
He said "Variance sucks, cuz I rock!"
Guy B, an unfortunate smchuck
was having the most terrible luck.
He'd fix leaks by the host
by putting his stats in a post
called "I thought I was good, do i suck?"
Whether you are Guy A or Guy B
It makes no God Damn difference to me
When it comes down to it,
your 10k hands just ain't [censored].
and [censored] ain't what we come here to see.
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Our House
I see posts like yours all day.
They get more and more in my way.
I will tell you this:
It's variance -- bitch.
Keep playing and you'll be OK.
If you put this up to get better.
Spare us, send Sklansky a letter.
The whines and the boasts
And egotistical posts
Will only make your numbers redder.
A downswing like yours just won't bust us.
Your stats and your graphs just disgust us.
Now, get THIS through your head:
Your meaningless thread...
Just got pwned by my poetic justice
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