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Any time anybody says something like "I play good starting hands" then you know you have player who isn't very good. Anyone who thinks this is worth mentioning just doesn't understand winning poker.

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This is so true.

Others include:

1. I don't chase.
2. I can beat good players, but I can't beat bad ones.
3. I can't win at that level because no one respects your raises.
4. I am tight aggressive. (they never are).
5. I wouldn't post that here your just gonna get flamed by some douche.

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6. I know how to spell you're (they never do)