[private joker]

All right, I guess this hand is hopeless. No mods are moving it, and all the OOTiots are bumping it and replying with admittedly funny responses.

Results: he had KQo and rivered a 3-outer. I think I should have bet the turn when checked to. I doubt he's trying a screwplay here.

My river call was out of confusion -- I've found most limp-reraises like this to be total B.S. And because I showed weakness on the turn, he's liable to bet any river card with nothing.