[StevieG]

The heel at the wheel
drove his wife's car
he was very hungover
he did not drive that far

The heel at the Wheel
pulled off to the side
he wanted to hurry
to protect his wife's ride

before he could stop
before he could act
the heel at the wheel
puked in one second flat

his knees turned to jelly
he got hot in the face
he emptied his belly
all over the place

his puke hit the dash
his puke hit the wheel
his puke hit the window
it smelled a great deal

the heel at the wheel
looked around to see
the mess he made
of his wife's new GT

did he clean the dash,
and the window and wheel?
did he clean the GT?
oh, no, not this heel

did he call his wife?
did he think with his head?
not the heel at the wheel
he went to OOT instead