Amen brotha!

I was waiting for somebody to go off on the "Which casino can I play in if I am underage" posts.

Al, I believe this is the proper sequence of events at the $2-$4 table.

1) Underage player catches A-6 sooted.

2) Underage player puts on sunglasses.

3) Underage player calls "time" preflop.

4) Underage player calls after calculating pot odds of calling two bucks.

5) Flop

6) Underage player checks, other player bets, underage player checkraises to $4 after hitting middle pair.

7) yadda, yadda, yadda and underage player loses.

8) Underage player cannot BELIEVE he got sucked out soooo bad and pronounces that this is why he is a "no-limit player".

9) Al feels bad for the underage player's "bad luck" so he comps him a buffet, the presidential suite, and twin hookers....check that...the kid just gets a kick in the nuts.