[rohjoh]

Two married buddies are out drinking one night, when one turns to the
other and says, "You know, I don't know what else to do.
Whenever I go home after we've been out drinking, I turn the headlights
off before I get to the driveway. I shut off the engine and coast into
the garage. Take my shoes off before I go into the house, I sneak up
the stairs, get undressed in the bathroom, stick my foot in the toilet
and pee down my leg to prevent splashing sounds. I ease into bed and my
wife STILL Wakes Up, and Yells at me for staying out so late!

"His buddy looks at him and says "Well,
you're obviously taking the wrong approach. I screech into the
driveway, slam the door, storm up the steps, pee hard into the toilet water, then use
the full flush, throw my shoes in the closet, undress in the bedroom, then jump
into bed, slap her on the ass and say!, WHO'S HORNY????!!!" and she acts
like she's sound asleep. It Works Every Time!!