[Hamish McBagpipe]

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If I took your brain and shoved it up a gnat's ass, it would rattle like a BB in a boxcar.


[/ QUOTE ] ROFL! Texans have an unfair edge with this stuff.

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This is a rewording of a Mark Twain/Samuel Clemens quote, and he ain't from Texas.