[jakethebake]

I think some sweet little cowgirl tis the only mariage choice here, although nothumb's point about the pirate travelling has some merit.

I've gotta think some busty pirate wench would be a pretty crazy [censored], and [censored] all over her pirate ship would be fun.

Therefore, I'm killing the samurai. Besides, of the three of these the samurai are the ones that don't mind dying so I figure that's the least wrong one to kill.