Re: Pirates, Cowboys, and Samurai
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A pirate, a cowboy, and a samurai walk into the room. You have to kill one, marry one, and [censored] one. What are your choices, and why?
The pirate is not allowed to be Johnny Depp, and they can be of whatever gender would float your boat the most.
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Kill the pirate, do the samurai, marry the cowboy/cowgirl
you can have gross sex once, the cowgirl you can do over and over again if you marry her
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