[MonkeeMan]

Man: You wanna get high man?
Pedro: Does Howdy Doody got wooden Balls man?

Pedro: Hey how am I driving, man?
Man Stoner: [looks around] : I think we're parked.

Border Guard: So, how long you've been in Mexico?
Pedro: A week. I mean a day.
Border Guard: Well, which is it? A week or a day?
Pedro: A weekday.