Re: Has anybody in here been robbed?
I had a crackhead break my car window one time... BROKE IT! You know what he stole? [censored]' candy bar I had lyin' on the seat. That's all he took! A Goddamn candy bar. I was so mad, I drove around the neighborhood for 5 hours lookin' for a crackhead with chocolate on his face... I did that!
I finally found one, I grabbed the motherfucker and said, "Hey man... What's all this chocolate on your face... MOTHERFUCKER?!?!?"
He looked confused, "Chocolate? This is doo-doo, baby!" I said, "AHHH!!!"
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