[Uppercut]

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After every hand leave the table to go talk to your friends about random hands, or "reads" on opponents. Be sure to arrive late so the entire table has to wait on your arrival. Don't forget to stare down your opponent for an extended period of time before making a no brainer call getting 15:1 pot odds.
Scream DAAAAAA!!! loudly after folding.

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You forgot the part about wearing sunglasses so that your opponents can't pick up any tells on you at the 2-4 limit table. (You know, the opponents who are watching TV or reading the newspaper during the hand.)