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When I read the heading, I thought the Granny 9000 was going to be her new brand of vibrators.
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the GRANNY 9000 was a prosthetic strap-on penis that was electrically powered.
after 18 emergency scrotum amputations and 3 deaths we were
forced by the FTC to discontinue its sale.
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Does it have a pasta maker attachment? That could be a deal maker for me.