Can you tell when Scott McClellan is lying ?
Yeah, I know, when "he opens his mouth", ha ha ha. No, what I'm trying to say is that when you are hiring a press secretary, the first thing you are looking for is ability to lie good. In other words, you are looking for a solid poker player - and we are talking brick & mortar here, not the online multitabling guy who pounds and screams at his computer when he is outdrawn.
This gig is ideal for good poker players. The White House chief of staff should be hiring people after playing with them an hour of poker. In fact, the chief of staff should be a very strong poker player himself, to begin with.
Take away Scott; bring on Phil. (Or Barry. Or Mike. Or you.)
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