[bholdr]

the one time i drove REALLY drunk...

freshman year college. met a republican hottie at a party with a handle of JD- we spent the evening supressing the sexual tension with spirited, whiskey fueled debate... killed the bottle, she passed out.

I was drunk enough to think i was sober enough to drive the 1/2 mile home. I got about 100 yards before i had a flash of clarity and pulled over, threw my keys out the window to avoid the temptation, and passed out.

ugh. i swear i still get a headache even thinking about the next morning, crawling around the shoulder of the road, dehydrated, choking on exaust of passing commuters, looking for my keys.