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wait, so he gets hot and hits .360 and its variance. then he gets cold and hits 238 and that means he sucks and is definitive. you couldnt make this stuff up.

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No, he sux now because pitchers figured him out after 1 month. The first month was positive variance for him.

Now he's just another Darryl Ward, but not as good a dancer.