[Wetdog]

I usually say "pokur iz ezy" or "I had odd pots" or "hey harv you passed enough chips to me" . But that's at the 2+2 tables.

Otherwise I tell them that lesson day is tuesday or thursday if that day happens to be tuesday. If they're steaming because someone who is 8 tabling takes too long I tell them that so and so is checking with jesus in the fridge and will be right back.