And before anyone says, "No you dork, you're supposed to put the loose aggressives on your right!":

This doesn't really work. Maybe half the players at the table are loose aggressive, and players pop in and out of the table every 5 minutes. Trying to find the perfect seat with the tight players on your left, loose and aggressives on your right, would be a huge waste of time. Within 10 minutes 2 of the 5 opponents will be gone anyway, replaced with 2 others.

They pop in and out so much that my table selection efforts are all just going for high vpip.