My thinking went like this

son of a ______ god_____mother_____piece of____diamond un ______believable

SO...assuming i was beat, i did what i felt i had to do....break into academy award winning mode and bet the river with a speech.....

I put a grin on my face and said simply, i'd hate to have the J [img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] in this spot...then asked the table if anyone was going to call.....and proceeded to bet.....