CMON PEOPLE WAKE UP! THE JESUS SPAMMER WAS RIGHT ALL ALONG.

THE APOCALYPSE IS UPON US AND NONE OF US WILL BE SAVED BECAUSE WE LIVED A LIFE OF SIN. PARTY POKER IS RUN BY SATAN HIMSELF AND NOW WE'RE ALL GOING TO BURN IN HELL FOREVER

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EDIT: NOT TO MENTION MY GAY WRESTLING FETISH

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