[HopeydaFish]

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Basically, she was a slut and the condom came off while I was in her. I am pretty freaking worried right now.


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You should be. You definitely have AIDS now. You're going to die.

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I don't really know what the likelyhood of me catching anything is but she was pretty freaking slutty and something like 40% of people have STD's, so I am pretty freaking worried.

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You've been misinformed. 100% of people have STD's. Actually, it's more like 150%, because some people have more than one STD.

You know that itching feeling you have right now? That's the STD taking hold. It'll only get worse from here.

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I feel dirty.

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You should. You're swimming with disease.

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So basically, whats my percentage that I have something right now? I was probably in her condomless for at least several minutes. OOT, I need input here.

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Condoms are a scam perpetuated by the latex industry. They are completely useless at preventing disease. Actually, I read somewhere recently that wearing a condom will give you even worse AIDS than you'd get without one. Since you had sex with *both* a condom and then without one, you'll probably end up with super AIDS.

Hope the few seconds of empty pleasure was worth it.