[The Armchair]

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Break a lighbulb, at least the glass round it, preserving the the filament, get 1 large firecracker, sneak into their dorm, unscrew their current light bulb, screw in the one with the filament, get a piece of saran wrap with dog poop in it, and the m80 sticking out of it, tape the saran wrap to teh ceiling around the light bulb, when they turn on the light the firecracker will light, and blow poop everywhere.

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Best idea yet if you want to go to prison for depraved heart murder.