[Little Lew]

Altho I am one of the old guys you guys enjoy ragging on, I thought I'd contribute. 4/8 at Trop in AC one Friday night draws in a lot of guys who'd been watching tooo much TV.

Youngish guy sits down in seat 10 with three racks of whites, camo pants, black tee shirt, dog tags on gold chain, very dark glasses and BERET! (The military look is important so take note). Dealer has to tell him to unrack some chips. Never says a word to anyone through a complete orbit.

We are HU and I C/R the turn. Without changing what is visible of his expression, he swivels at stares at me (I'm in seat 4) for quite a while. Finally I ask "Expecting an invasion, Commander? [insert military reference here].
Table laughs.

He goes as much on tilt as you can in LHE, reraises, I happily cap with the nuts. The river gets capped, I show the nuts, he turbomucks, picks up what's left of his chips and leaves, not the table but the room - maybe the city.