[Blarg]

My old roommate's dad was mobbed up and was convinced his dad had his mom killed.

I've had so many people tell me they were mobbed up I just started laughing at them. One other roommate told me he was mobbed up and everybody better stay on his good side or one day they'd walk by an exploding trash can. He was a total dickhead and one day, long after he had moved out, he for some reason showed up and got let in by another roommate, who promptly left. After a half hour or listening to his pointless and unmotivated nastiness, I wondered what the hell he was doing here and why I was putting up with it. I just couldn't take it any more and literally kicked his butt out the door and step by step down four flights of stairs. The exact opposite of my style, but exploding garbage cans or not, sometimes you just gotta reign in your gangsta if you don't want a foot up your ass.