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Old 10-06-2005, 04:12 PM
oddjob oddjob is offline
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Default Re: Dumbest thing you\'ve ever heard?

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Just thought of another one...

When I was about 17, a friend of mine was trying to quit smoking. I saw him at school and he looked a little pale. I asked him what was wrong and he said that he "quit cold turkey" and thought it was making him sick.

"Why, because of the withdrawal?" I asked him.

"No, I think that eating the uncooked turkey gave me food poisoning or something."

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i don't believe this
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