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Old 10-05-2005, 04:39 PM
Sponger15SB Sponger15SB is offline
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Default Re: Televised execution of criminals

Only if the show is really entertaining...

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Warden: Hi. Welcome to Lubbock State Penitentiary. I'm Warden Roy Groomis.. and welcome to the first local televised execution of convicted mass murderer Dean Slydell. Hi, Dean. How are you doing tonight?

Murderer: Well.. I guess I am a little nervous, Warden. It's my first time.

Warden: Dean.. tell us why you are in the chair tonight.

Murderer: Okay, Warden. Well, I guess it all started when I was a kid..

Warden: Don't take too long, Dean.. we don't have too much air time.

Murderer: Okay. I stabbed - or took part in the stabbing of - 29 bank employees.

Warden: Fine. Thank you. Now, a little bit about the chair itself. It's a beauty, folks. The chair is a custom-built Mainway Fry King, delivering 25,000 volts AC output at 2 amps boosted to 10 amps at point of execution.

Murderer: Say.. that's a lot.. of juice, Warden!

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http://snltranscripts.jt.org/76/76kexecution.phtml
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