Re: I just peed on my chips. Should I still eat them?
Go ahead and eat them. Industrially processed food has had many more disgusting things happen to it than that, so don't worry about it. If it does bother you, picture a mouse taking a dump into the potato chip press, laugh at how cute that is, and have a bite.
Try leaving your lunch somewhere outside the bathroom next time. I would never take my lunch into the john with me.
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