Re: You dial, the phone rings, someone picks up, oops, wrong number...
"Hello?"
"Hi, is Bob there?"
"I think you've dialed the wrong number."
"Is this 555-123-4567?"
"Yes, but you have the wrong number, there is no one named Bob here."
"Well, this is the number that Bob gave me."
At this point I usually just hang up on them. I DON'T CARE WHAT [censored] NUMBER BOB GAVE YOU, THIS AIN'T HIM, YOU DUMB WHORE.
(I feel better)
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