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Dude, tell me about it. It's hard enough to concentrate at the final table of a 500k guaranteed MTT when you're taking a dump on some coked-up call girl's chest; but throw in the siamese midget twins who are screaming instructions at you while videotaping the whole thing, and it becomes pretty much impossible to play optimally.
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if you do the tits after the dump, isn't that called a "chili dog"?
or if you're getting head, a "hot lunch"?
Terms I learned from South Park