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Any 2 on 1 suggestion has to be the idea of one of the girls.

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So, change the script. To Goth, while Hot is in the head: "I'm really attracted to both of you, and I don't know what to do about it because I don't want to ruin your friendship with each other." (Perhaps raise an eyebrow, a la John Belushi in Blues Brothers, during the italicized part.) Edit: Take out "friendship", insert "connection."

And, I certainly hope that times haven't changed THIS much since I was in college. One, the direct approach is definitely +EV in the short-term (you're not actually looking for a relationship with either of these chicks, right?), party-hookup world. Two, when you have the opportunity to have steak AND lobster for the same price, you don't just eat the steak; you can always go to another restaurant and order just a steak if the maitre d' throws you out for singing too loud over your salad, but you MUST at least try to get the surf 'n turf.