Re: Preventing a DUI
Get more people to try to take his keys.
Tell him the sob story about your mother. Promise to take him to breakfast. Offer him your bed and you sleep on the couch.
OMG I'm watching the most ridiculous High Life commercial right now...
Sorry, ADD. Anyways. Offer him ANYTHING you can think to keep him there. Hell, make a $20 bet that he can't take 5 more shots. Whatever it takes. Seriously. I have been responsible for 4 or 5 DUIs from people leaving my place that I tried to stop. I finally learned that you have to figure out what they want and give it to them if you care.
Truthfully, just ask straight up what it will take to keep him there. Then give it to him. If that doesn't work. Get everyone to kick his ass.
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