[bozlax]

I see no reason for putting either of these dopes on better than your 2 pair. Once MP3 bows out on the turn (and you make your 2 pair) I think you cap the turn (your read on random guy is that he'll fish to the river then fold, so get one more out of him on the turn). On the river I 3-bet, since you've seen, uh, weird bluffer get aggressive on the river with ace-high.

I think this is a rare opportunity to bleed a couple of jackass players. If you get unlucky and they actually have hands, well, that's poker...more often than not, they aren't going to have a hand.