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Let me ask you a question....

I bang chicks sometimes,

[/ QUOTE ]Congratulations[ QUOTE ]
and then in the morning, a few brain cells and a load of semen lighter, I look over and want to knaw my arm off, and wish I had taken my ninja training seriously and wish that my shoes didn't squeek the way they did.

[/ QUOTE ]What are you scared of? Waking up the behemoth? These concerns are pretty vaj in my opinion. Vaj is short for vagina btw.[ QUOTE ]
I don't post on 2+2 things like "How do I leave a room quietly?" or "What I do about all these fat chicks I've been Banging?

[/ QUOTE ]Again, congratulations. However this is actually a fact leaving this entire paragraph questionless. Nice try, I was at least moderately amused.

Oh, and my priest is gay so why the [censored] would I ask him?