Ok, here are some real ideas wizzze guy:
1) Go out vandalizing things. Try not to cry.
2) Go to her house. Use your imagination.
3) Go downtown. Pretend to be spontaneous, but in actuality, have nearly every stop planned and scouted. Yes you will need ammunition for this mission. Yes you will get to wear the infrared goggles.
4) Go to a hockey game. Face paint is a must. You gotta support the team.