[Klepton]

i've mainly got 2 sets of friends up here in santa barbara, the people i live with (frat boyish, only one in a frat actually, drink and smoke, poker) and the guys down the street (nerdier, less drink and smoke, LOST fans)

with the nerdier group, one of their roomates is the perfect definition of a tool: 6'2", stupid goatee, bad hair, manager of compUSA, knowledge of stupid [censored], and thinks that everyone wants t here about the slutty girls that try to make out with him.

when we were watching the season 2 premier of LOST, during one of the commercials, this guy actually muted the TV to tell us how this girl kept asking him if he seriously had a 9 inch cock.

it was as that moment i started smiling cuz i knew i had found the tool in my life.

i say let this be the thread to describe how the tools in our life are the same or different.

discuss.