[this guy]

WTF? Who is this?

CamocyD: Ned?
PrahladFriedman: yeah dude whats up
CamocyD: Mike gave me your screename finally
CamocyD: Dude havent talked in ages man
PrahladFriedman: yeah it's been a while
PrahladFriedman: are you still banging that arab chick?
CamocyD: WHAT?
CamocyD: the hell you are talking about?
CamocyD: Hold up are you Ned Taylor?
PrahladFriedman: yeah
CamocyD: oh okey
PrahladFriedman: wait who's this
CamocyD: Jeff?
CamocyD: Jeff Reznor, remember from the fat camp?
PrahladFriedman: no
CamocyD: Oh
PrahladFriedman: i never went to fat camp
PrahladFriedman: i did pilates at home with my grandma
CamocyD: we were cool, but that was ages ago
CamocyD: Oh sorry, Mike must have given me the wrong screename
CamocyD: Pilates, how did that work out for you?
PrahladFriedman: not bad
PrahladFriedman: it's surprisingly effective
CamocyD: I have tried eevrything to lose weight, but it's not just coming off
PrahladFriedman: how much do you weigh?
CamocyD: 130 LB's
CamocyD: 230*
CamocyD: :'(.
CamocyD: How much do you weight?
PrahladFriedman: how tall?
CamocyD: 5'7''
PrahladFriedman: i used to be 6'4 280
PrahladFriedman: i'm down to 200
PrahladFriedman: took me two years
CamocyD: very nice
PrahladFriedman: i'm just kidding man this is ned
CamocyD: What does your screename mean
CamocyD: =-O
CamocyD: ned
CamocyD: I knew it was you
PrahladFriedman: hi jeff
CamocyD: Remember that time at the camp, we went fishing and you had to [censored] and no toilet was around, so you went into bushes and got bitten by a racoon
PrahladFriedman: why are you telling me this?
CamocyD: Whatd o you mean
CamocyD: What do*
CamocyD: it was fun, you were running around and screaming and bleeding everywheer with your poopy buttocks
PrahladFriedman: that was a traumatizing time for me
PrahladFriedman: mike came over later and stuck it in my pooper and made it all better though
PrahladFriedman: it wasn't fun
PrahladFriedman: i'm deeply hurt
CamocyD: erm?
PrahladFriedman: by your insincerity
PrahladFriedman: you fat tool
CamocyD: What are you talkign about?
PrahladFriedman: jesus you're so insensitive
CamocyD: It was funny, we laughed about it for days and days...
PrahladFriedman: i laughed on the outside
PrahladFriedman: on the inside i was hurt
PrahladFriedman: i was crying inside
CamocyD: No you weren't
PrahladFriedman: how would you know?
CamocyD: because
PrahladFriedman: you can see my soul or something?
CamocyD: You really don't sound like Ned