Re: Are you a scumbag if you escape serving on a jury?
ARCHIE: I served my time on the jury.
MIKE: You did?
EDITH: Well, almost. He was thrown off because he insulted the defense attorney.
ARCHIE: He asked me what I thought of capital punishment, and I told him.
EDITH: For 30 minutes.
ARCHIE: It's a proven fact that capital punishment is a well-known detergent to crime.
MIKE: That's false! Capital punishment has *never* been proven to be a "deterant" to crime.
ARCHIE: We believe it is in this house.
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