[Slow Play Ray]

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One thing kids like is to be tricked. For instance, I was going to take my little nephew to Disneyland, but instead I drove him to an old burned-out warehouse. "Oh, no," I said. "Disneyland burned down." He cried and cried, but I think that deep down, he thought it was a pretty good joke. I started to drive over to the real Disneyland, but it was getting pretty late.

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This was my choice. Definitely my favorite. That being said:

I'd rather be rich than stupid.

*Edit* Damnit, someone already used that one too. Screw you guys.