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How many 2+2'ers does it take to post a hand in Small Stakes?

· 1 to play the hand and to post the hand history

· 14 to share similar experiences of bad beats and how the hand could have been played differently

· 7 to caution about the dangers of checking the turn

· 27 to point out spelling/grammar errors in the OP

· 53 to flame the spell checkers

· 41 to correct spelling/grammar flames

· 1 to call the OP a moran

· 6 to argue over whether it's "moran" or "moron" ...

· another 6 to condemn those 6 as Pedantic

· 2 OOT'ers to say "SIIHP" even though its not relevant to the thread

· 15 know-it-alls who claim *they* are english majors, and that "moran" is perfectly correct

· 156 to send a PM to Mat Sklansky complaining that they are in violation of their "acceptable use policy"

· 109 to post that this forum is not about morons or morans and to please take this discussion to OOT

· 203 to demand that cross posting to B&M forum, micro-limits forum, and HUSH forum about bad beats must be stopped

· 111 to defend the posting to this group saying that we all experience bad beats and therefore the posts *are* relevant to this forum

· 306 to debate various things such as if limping in pre-flop is superior, if a donk bet on the turn would have been better, or if this is the right place to win the hand with "the sexy"

· One annoying know it all poster to announce that David Sklansky and Mason Malmoth were wrong in HPFAP, and that Ed Miller is a 26 year old poker noob for advocating betting the turn in these scenarios within SSHE

· 93 to respond to the know it all's post defending Ed Miller

· 7 to respond to the know it all's post defending David & Mason

· 27 to post URL's where one can see examples proving Ed, David & Mason were right

· 14 to post that the URL's were posted incorrectly and then post the corrected URL's

· 3 to post about links they found from the URL's that are relevant to the OP

· 33 to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety including all headers and signatures with the exception of one pointless change, and add "FYP"

· 12 esteemed 2+2'ers to post to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot handle the quality of hand posts recently

· 1 Peachy to add 11 new posts within the thread about nothing poker related at all

· 47 responses to Peachy's posts asking her to show her tits

· 19 to quote the "FYP" while adding nothing new to the conversation

· 4 to suggest that thread be moved to OOT

· 12 to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?"

· 143 to say "Read the FAQ before positing bad beat stories in Small Stakes"

· 44 to ask what is a "FAQ"

· 1 Commodus to look down upon the entire thread with his thumb down

· 1 forum lurker to bump the original post 6 months from now and start it all over again....

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