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As soon as she got in my car I told her I was sorry that she was going to have hang out with a guy who had the worst haircut in town. But that the haircut had a story two months in the making and that she may find it kind of funny.

So I told her the whole deal right away. As this was a first date, it was actually a good ice-breaker and she had a good laugh at my expense. The rest of the night was good, with a solid PG-13 ending.

As a side note, tonight reminded me how hard dating is. It is tough to try to be funny, cultured, articulate, well-dressed, hygenic, and interesting - as I am none of these things. I fooled her enough to agree to a second date though.

When do I have to tell her that I am really grumpy, crude, sloppy, and dull? I suppose she will figure it out soon enough.

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You only have to maintain the charade until you place your weiner in her vagina. Then you can dump her.

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Not really, a large % of chicks are looking for a guy that "needs fixing". You actually have quite an edge here. Don't try too long to "fool" her, this may backfire if she considers you untrustworthy. Better to need fixing than be two faced.

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They arent trying to fix the guy, they are simply maintaining a relationship with a male for prestige and social reasons. Once they find a better guy, they will leave the old guy for the betterman.