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As soon as she got in my car I told her I was sorry that she was going to have hang out with a guy who had the worst haircut in town. But that the haircut had a story two months in the making and that she may find it kind of funny.

So I told her the whole deal right away. As this was a first date, it was actually a good ice-breaker and she had a good laugh at my expense. The rest of the night was good, with a solid PG-13 ending.

As a side note, tonight reminded me how hard dating is. It is tough to try to be funny, cultured, articulate, well-dressed, hygenic, and interesting - as I am none of these things. I fooled her enough to agree to a second date though.

When do I have to tell her that I am really grumpy, crude, sloppy, and dull? I suppose she will figure it out soon enough.

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You only have to maintain the charade until you place your weiner in her vagina. Then you can dump her.