I think the word FOLD across the forehead is a pretty good idea.. then get some of those blood red eye contacts or something and dye your hair purple and maybe a pair of vampire fangs, or if you really want to throw something confusing in there a set of those billybob teeth. Guaranteed to increase your hourly rate by 5%. So there's your answer, but you owe me at least $100 of that $500 you're gonna get when you do it.