Everyone has a breaking point. Time for me to take a step back and cool off. It's all the small blind's fault. I think this all happened in about 5-6 orbits.
#1 - Freaking flopped set: I can deal with this.
Paradise Poker 1/2 Hold'em (4 handed)
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Preflop: Hero is SB with A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img].
UTG calls, Button calls, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises</font>, BB calls, UTG calls, Button calls.
Flop: (8 SB) 4[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 7[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(4 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">Hero bets</font>, BB calls, UTG calls, Button calls.
Turn: (6 BB) 5[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(4 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">Hero bets</font>, BB folds, <font color="#CC3333">UTG raises</font>, Button folds, Hero calls.
River: (10 BB) 9[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
Hero checks, <font color="#CC3333">UTG bets</font>, Hero calls.
Final Pot: 12 BB
Results:
UTG has 7d 7h (three of a kind, sevens).
Hero has Ad Ah (one pair, aces).
Outcome: UTG wins 12 BB.
#2 - Freaking runner-runner sevens: Okay, this sucks, but he was contributing lots of money with a terrible hand and I'm glad he was there. Calling down was a good play because he might have had a set and I don't want to get capped by it.
Paradise Poker 1/2 Hold'em (5 handed)
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Preflop: Hero is SB with Q[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img].
<font color="#666666">
2 folds</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Button raises</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero 3-bets</font>, BB calls, <font color="#CC3333">Button caps</font>, Hero calls, BB calls.
Flop: (12 SB) K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], Q[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 4[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(3 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">Hero bets</font>, BB calls, <font color="#CC3333">Button raises</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero 3-bets</font>, BB calls, Button calls.
Turn: (10.50 BB) 7[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(3 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">Hero bets</font>, <font color="#CC3333">BB raises</font>, Button folds, Hero calls.
River: (14.50 BB) 7[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
Hero checks, <font color="#CC3333">BB bets</font>, Hero calls.
Final Pot: 16.50 BB
Results:
Hero has Qs Kc (two pair, kings and queens).
BB has 7h Qc (full house, sevens full of queens).
Outcome: BB wins 16.50 BB.
#3 - Freaking runner-runner-double-inside-straight: Seriously... what's up with this? I need his pattern mapper.
Paradise Poker 1/2 Hold'em (4 handed)
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Preflop: Hero is SB with K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img].
UTG calls, <font color="#CC3333">Button raises</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero 3-bets</font>, <font color="#666666">
1 fold</font>, UTG calls, <font color="#CC3333">Button caps</font>, Hero calls, UTG calls.
Flop: (13 SB) A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 7[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 5[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(3 players)</font>
Hero checks, UTG checks, <font color="#CC3333">Button bets</font>, Hero calls, UTG folds.
Turn: (7.50 BB) 4[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
Hero checks, <font color="#CC3333">Button bets</font>, Hero calls.
River: (9.50 BB) 6[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
Hero checks, <font color="#CC3333">Button bets</font>, Hero calls.
Final Pot: 11.50 BB
Results:
Button has Kd 8s (straight, eight high).
Hero has Kc Ks (one pair, kings).
Outcome: Button wins 11.50 BB.