Thread: 20 Best Excuses for Calling in Sick to work
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Old 09-15-2005, 02:58 PM
Shajen Shajen is offline
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Default Re: 20 Best Excuses for Calling in Sick to work
My personal favorite:

Anal Glaucoma.

"I couldn't see my ass coming in to work today"
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