[goofball]

"I'm sorry, I'll try to play better from now on"

is fuckign awesome. The best one by far.

or, grab a few chips and say "you see these, they these used to be yours. This one, and this one..."


Or one time I had KQ on a T976 board or something and I thought my opponent was full of [censored] anyway(I was strongly considering calling him all the way), the river was K, I checked he bet I paused, and ended up calling. He got all annoyed that I thought so long with a pair of kings so I just told him the truth "I was thinking about raising"

For some reason that set him off and he started calling me greedy.