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Old 09-11-2005, 11:54 PM
KeysrSoze KeysrSoze is offline
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Default Re: poker and christianity

Jesus said that it is easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle than for a rich man to enter into the kingdom of God. And as we all know, the bible should be taken literally in all things: it is impossible for a camel to fit through the eye of a needle, so therefore it is impossible for a rich man to enter the kingdom (heaven I presume). So a rich degenerate gambler who throws his entire wealth away at the poker table or roulette wheel is just removing an obstacle to his ascendency into heaven.

Oh, and Pat Robertson (whose net worth is estimated to be over $200 million) is going to hell. That is all.
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