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Dear Bison,
My anniversary is next week, and since the Warden is such a wonderful lady, I'd like to get her something nice. Got any ideas? It'll be our 4th anniversary (and yes, she's quite a gal, but no, SIIHP is not our thing). We're going to Aruba next year, so something under $200 would be good.
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This is a good choice, depending on whether it's her thing or not:
Linky
Combine with cheesy poem, and she'll be all over you.