I LOVE when someone goes ballistic online - it's usually a sure sign of tilt, and I have to admit I fan the flames on occasion. [img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]

Like this today - a guy who had tried to represent AA (bluffing at a .5/1 table: first mistake) while actually holding JJ to my QQ:

Villain: FOLD YOUR MIDDLE PAIR AFTER A RAISE YOU XXXXING NOOB

Hero: stop whining

Villain: XXXX you

Onlooker: lol

Hero: sore loser

Of course, I never would say anything like "well, I WAS getting 16-1 odds on that call, even if your flop raise hadn't been so suspiciously fast." Better that he thinks he can try and get his money back "outplaying" me with marginal hands.

Oh yeah, the guy was almost busted shortly thereafter.