[Hamish McBagpipe]

Navin: Arf! Arf! Arf! Fire! It's a fire! Everybody! Wake up! It's a fire! This dog, he's saving everybody's life! He's unbelievable! This is some dog! He's a lifesaver! That's what I'll call him too! Ol' lifesaver! That's going to be your name.
(the fire department shows up and checks the place out)
Fireman: Folks, false alarm. There's no fire.
Guest: Hey mister? Don't call that dog lifesaver.
Navin: No?
Guest: Call him Shithead.
Navin: Good. Shithead.